What happens when you have...

1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
and
6) it's football season?

Ewan McGregor's "waggly" bits

WARNING

Pornblography has a story about Ewan McGregor's full frontal nudity scene in his upcoming movie Young Adam. Seems that his Mr. Happy is inappropriate for the American Morality, so it's being cut (no pun intended) from the movie.

You can see him in all his glory here, though

UPDATE:

since the link above seems to be broken, here's some more places you can see Ewan's waggler....
fleshbot
hunkvideo.com

Woman has history of getting trampled in stores

In this entry I heap shame on Wal-Mart for only offering to put a DVD on hold for the lady that was trampled during the rush to get into the store on Black Friday.

Now, I'm gonna have to eat my words. As Zack points out in the comments to that entry, the woman crying foul has a history of getting trampled and filing complaints against stores.

See this story at CNN.

A woman who was reported trampled by Wal-Mart shoppers during a holiday sale on DVD players has filed numerous injury claims against stores since 1987, including nine against the world's largest retailer.

Patricia VanLester, a 41-year-old former Wal-Mart employee, has received thousands of dollars in injury and workers' compensation settlements from Wal-Mart, records show.

Paramedics reported finding VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player November 28 amid of frenzy of shoppers during an early bird holiday sale. She was airlifted to a hospital, where she spent two days.

...

VanLester collected more than $1,800 in workers' compensation claims for slip-and-fall incidents at a Publix supermarket and another Wal-Mart in 1995 and 1996.

In another claim, she said she slipped on a puddle of hand lotion in 1991 while shopping at an Orange City Walgreen's pharmacy, causing "permanent injury, disability, disfigurement (and) mental anguish." The case was thrown out.

Find the bunnies!

Found over at Metafilter:

Playboy cover gallery. Who was on the cover the month you were born?

Here's mine

Supreme Court says no to nativity scene in Washington

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas.

This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.

However, there was no problem finding enough asses to fill the stable

Why do men and women's shirts button on different sides?

OK, goes to show you how much I pay attention....I didn't even know they did!

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